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There’s nothing in your spam queue at the moment.

by on March 23, 2013

Don’t we all relish that statement?

I have to admit I check the spam queue not so much to see if I got spammed…but to read how bad the comments are attached to the spam.

Seriously….would you people who spam the blogs…get better translation software.

“I be reading you so very nice. You tell well story for the day. I will follow.”

“Hey good thing here, information is defensive and pure.”

“Do you know how to stop spam for attached to the log?”

“I was been looking for information for to do like this.”


Okay…..that’s out of my system…back to the important stuff.
Or in spam speak:

Chief material in purge of system, out is trying to be pardon us doing important for you, alright?

  1. ankoku1331 permalink

    I love the “motivational” spam. “I love you blog. I make try to bookmark page.” 😀


  2. “…trying to be pardon us doing important for you, alright?”

    Baaaa-ha-ha-ha-ha! 😀

    Nice web log you have here. Much informations to be useful. Keep up the important!


  3. My daily motivation (thank you god of the spamdomme universe…how would I have made it through the day with out THIS gem?)

    “I think the admin of this web page is genuinely working hard in favor of his web site,
    because here every information is quality based stuff.”

    (And thank you to the Monkey guy…for amping of the funny bone factor for why I red the stupid things.)

    And if I am a “his” …..then somebody call National Inquire…
    Cuz this “his” has stretch marks and a who-haw that hatched three kiddletts…

    I think that’s news worthy…when the hatching who-haw is a his who-haw……right?


  4. It’ll take some work to top this one (holy moly)


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    most definitely i’ll definetely bring all of them until eventually many people go away a foot, that might be much too long
    (laughing and bug-eyed*)

    What the hell did they type in to get THIS as the translation???

    >>>>>we perhaps even dependable in your snowfall loads of times it seems nice<<<<<

    (Yes I know…I really need to get a LIFE!)


    • Errrrr…..

      :: blink, blink ::


      I have NO idea what that mulberry business is about. But I’m fairly certain berries are fruit. And fruit has fiber. So perhaps it’s safe to say this spammer is regular?

      Or perhaps he’s just full of shit. 😛


      • I’m going with the “full of shit” !

        And gee golly that’s so sad….*sigh*
        Considering my location here in the U.S….I need something dependable for my snowfall loads.


  5. And the hit keep coming:

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  6. Wait…was that motivational?


  7. I’ve been getting a fuck-ton of Japanese spam lately. I think it’s because I was ghenki-desu’ing the Monkey on his blog the other day. Seriously though, my spam queue has to be emptied like every 20 minutes. It’s ridiculous.


  8. I seem to get hit mainly by Ukrainian spammers. I wonder if the “non sex talk” bloggers get slammed with the overabundance of ED drug and play for pay porn sites spam. That’s a good 60% of what I find.

    This morning I think I got some of the Monkey Man’s motivational spam:

    ~*~Very shortly this web page will be famous amid all
    blogging users, due to it’s nice articles~*~

    Or maybe that’s a cyber-fortune cookie slip?

    And ummm…
    YOU DID WHAT????

    (Wondering if this some kind of new kink practice that I need to know about so the suburban submissive doesn’t blind side me with it.)


    • Ghenki-desu is the bastardized English-ized pronunciation of a Japanese phrase. If I ask you, “Ghenki-desu-ka?”, I’m asking how you are. If you reply “Ghenki”, it means you’re okay. In simpler terms, it’s the American equivalent of:

      Hey, what’s up?
      Not much.


      Hey, how are ya?
      I’m good.

      Ghenki-desu’ing. It’s what all the I-Don’t-Really-Remember-Anything-About-The-Foreign-Language-I-Studied-In-College hipsters are doing these days.

      NOW let’s see who gets Japanese spam. Ha! 😛


  9. *wiping coffee off my chin and monitor*

    Spam tag…

    ……………………………………………………………………I always get stuck being it.


    • Well, shit. I just posted a reply and it disappeared. Maybe it ended up in your spam queue? Possibly, because there was a link included in my response. I was trying to introduce you to a friend of mine, who had me in giggle fits imagining a Domme weilding an electric mixer…


  10. P.S. Speaking of spam… I’d like you to meet my friend Wild: He’s a little… Different… Lol. But he’s awesome. And he’s a kinkster. Our convo in the comments section reminded me of you. 😀


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