Yeah…Anything ~is~ possible….

But is it practical?

(Sub title:

Grab a muck shovel,

—cuz we are gonna shift thru some horse shit—

to find the pony.)

A while back, I read a suggestion for a scene that had me shaking my head. The person who posted the information claimed to be a lifestyle Domme who had several slaves.

Synopsized the scene basically had the slave blindfolded, with his hands tied behind his back, perched on a kitchen table with the Domme kicking and hitting him in the nuts with a paddle.

Sounds yummy huh?

Well…..

Fair warning….if you don’t want the yummy fantasy bubble popped…..

Leave now.

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Still here?

Okie doke…..right now……

Get on your knees and put your hands behind your back and close your eyes.

Stay there and count to 100…

A heartbeat at a time.

?-How far into the count did you get before you had to get up because you “found the pony” thanks to the Charlie horse that kicked in?

?-How high in the count did you feel your body want to topple forward?

?-How far into the count did you have to shift your body weight backwards to keep from toppling over…….then adjust again…to keep from going over backwards?

Me…

I made it to 17 before I had to fight the fact my body was trying to topple forward. I had to shift my weight backwards a bit…by 29 I had to shift again to keep from going over backwards.

By 42…my core muscles were stating to ache and I could feel I was getting weaker and knew if I didn’t GET UP…I was going to either fall over backwards…or I was going to face plant on a hard wood floor…..from a height of about 2.5 feet….and no doubt it WOULD be painful……and maybe..….break my nose, black my eyes…..perhaps give me at least a minor concussion?

Factor in adding in about three feet to that fall….falling from the standard height of a kitchen table…then how much damage are we looking at?

Remember….

Your hands would be tied behind your back……..you couldn’t brace for the fall…

YOU ARE GONNA FACE PLANT!

Keep in mind…….

Hands behind your back and being blindfolded is going to have a drastic effect on your ability to balance because you lose the ability to find a focus point to help you keep a sense of balance and the loss of your hands as a “counter balance” as you adjust your body weight is going to be a factor also.

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Now let’s add me as the “Domme” and my husband as the “slave”……….. to all this mix.

I’m 5’3” if I stand up reallllllllly tall…..this morning’s weigh in had me at 129.8 lbs.

My husband is 6’.05ish inches……..he’s at about 231 lbs.

His core strength ability…well…umm it ain’t what it used to be…..but……. for a 53 year old guy who spends most of his day pushing papers….he’s maaaaaaaayyeeeeeeebe in a little better shape than the average 53 year old paper pusher….not a lot tho. 😉

In this scenario…without me evening touching the family jewels and adding to the other things his brain has to process to keep from falling…… at the very least he is going to be teetering back and forth.

He goes over backwards….well…..it won’t be fun…..and he may pull a muscle or get a good solid bump to the back of the head….cuz most likely….I won’t be able to catch him.

He goes forward……OFF THE TABLE…..hands tied behind his back…..he has to rely on ME to prevent him from planting face or head down on the floor. …that means I am going to have to GET UNDER HIM……..to break his fall. He outweighs me by 100 lbs.

DO I really need to go any farther to demonstrate how the whole set up for this scene is “possible” but not practical?

(Just in case you need more…..think about the likelihood of me…….. getting my “29 inch inseam leg”….high enough to kick him in the nuts…or how the distance between the table top and his nut sac…would be so limited…….the “swing” of the paddle would be a joke for inflicting any kind of pain in the levels a heavy-duty maso would wish for)

All of this is “possible”…

IF:

You have the core strength of Hercules.

The thighs of Superman.

The phenomenal “no ballast needed” balancing skills.

Your partner is large than/stronger than you and could catch you if you topple forward…

Of course it is possible…

BUT IS IT PRACTICAL?  

When a guy asks his partner to help him bring his fantasies to life……..

before he does this…

he needs to consider what is

REALLY practical for HER.

My husband has this elaborate fantasy where I tie his hands behind his back and the force him to perform oral sex……then ‘force’ him to have “missionary” position sex with me.

Okie doke….the oral part…doable……..but the missionary sex part?

Nope…not practical……… because he outweighs me by 100 lbs. and there is NO WAY my body could constantly support his full weight on top of mine….and what about the quantum physic logistics of being able to thrust without his hands to help him get some traction?

So where’s the pony now that we have managed to shift thru a large portion of the horse shit?

The only one I found was named Charlie……and well..

He wasn’t the pony prize any of us has in mind, no doubt.

Is the scenario proposed by the “Domme” doable?

Did she really pull it off?

Well considering she often referred to herself as a “petite little thing” and all her slaves as “big well-built boys”…..

Just…

……….mmmmmmmm…….

color me dubious.

I know…….

I know I am being pragmatic to the point of being a party pooper.

BUT…..

My JOB ONE as his Domme is to make sure he is NOT hurt in a “bad way”.

I will add I have managed to adapt the scene for play…..by putting my husband on his knees on the floor…so when he teeters I can counter him by getting ahold of his shoulders.

My husband has had to make a LOT of choices in the process of us getting HIS D/s urge in place…..

He’s had to give to get…

He has to ~BE~ happy with what he gets

INSTEAD OF

worrying about what he wasn’t/isn’t getting.

Damn I smell like horse shit…..I guess I should have suggested we all wear barn boots and hip waders too.