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by on April 12, 2013



I am an I.T. idgit so please bear with me ( or maybe since it is boob Friday…that should be bare with me) as I fumble my way thru trying to get the right things in place.

 Overheard in the Burb’s about 9:30ish last night:

The suburban submissive:

“Huh? You are a buffalo? Who called you a buffalo?”


“NO Silly! No one called me a buffalo……

I got called a BILF….

like MILF…but with a “B”, well not so much called a BILF……..

I got an award for being a BILF.

The suburban submissive:

*shaking head with raised eye brows*

“Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-kay . Congratulations?”

The suburban submissive goes silent for a few seconds then says:

“I don’t know how the hell you people find each other……..

even on line…that’s gotta be some strong and remarkable……..

Maybe– even—

just—– a——

touch weird……..

Long range radar.

That stuff might be like “remote viewing” useful in national defense.”

The suburban submissive goes back to doing paper work, still shaking his head….

(but hell …’s crunch time for taxes…..he’s under stress…it may just be a stressed out nervous twitch.)


SO here’s the dealio:

Yet again I am pinging the Monkey….

Cuz he gave me an award…..and well ………I suddenly feel like Sally Fields…… circa 1985:

Now……for the rest if the story
(OUCH——Crap…channeling Paul Harvey this early in the morning always gives me a headache)

The rules are:

1. Thank the blogger that awarded you and if you like, post this most cool award in your post.

2. Post 5 sexy suggestions for other bloggers to do, try, or think about.

3. Post a link to your sexiest blog post and why you think it is your sexiest blog.

4. Nominate 5 other sexy bloggers and Let your nominees know they’re sexy.


Thank you Monkey…… for the award and for the pings thus far…they have been divine. 😉


*Say what you think; stand up for what you believe …owning a soap box with pride isn’t a bad thing……being honest and vocal is always sexy.

*Ask questions… question is dumb…and an inquisitive mind…. is a sexy mind.

*Read the comments section along with the blog postings…’s amazing the “sexy extras” you can learn about your fellow bloggers in the follow-up chatter.

*Let others muse you…and when they do…let them know they did and run with it!

It is sexy as hell and infectious!


Sexiest blog…not so much sure it is “sexy” but it is about the only one I have to date that is even close to being “sexy”

And Four…

Well…ummmm…’s gonna have to wait for a bit….cuz well………………being new to the hood…I am just getting to know all the neighbors and two of the bloggers I would pass the award to…was passed to them by the Monkey in his first award ceremony…so I’ll have to get back to ya on this one.

From → Monkey Mosh-Pit

  1. ankoku1331 permalink

    Thank you for taking part. Sally Fields I haven’t seen that in a while. Good sexy suggestions especially the laughing. 🙂


  2. Hey we can double or triple award right??? Why not?? Although I suppose well shit, now I do not know what I am going to do since two of mine Monkey already gave also. I will have to think about this. I know I will give you and Mrs. Fever each one and count the two as one and figure out one more. Only one cup of coffee so far, brain is not working with me, I love LOLAL.:)


    • See what I was thinking…considering I am already pinging the Awards committee chairmonkey’s brains out…it might be a little over kill to bestow the award back to him in my acceptance speech.

      Only one cup of coffee so far, brain is not working with me.
      That made me chuckle…man do I get that.

      My favorite FemDom fantasy is to have a hot sexy barista boy with a nursing degree, as a sub….. who can set main line coffee IV’s.

      If I ever manage to pull that off….I’ll let you know how to get your own!! 🙂


  3. I’m not drinking anything this morning… Which is a good thing, because the ‘buffalo’ thing would have had me spitting water all over my keyboard. Baaa-ha-ha-ha-ha! 😀


  4. I brought you an Animal:


    • Well hell……..twice now you have had me smacking my forehead……I must be more maso then I figured……NOW the “monomonahhhhh” clicks.

      15 watt blub click tho….
      My baristas boy/nurse/sub…is off for the day and the wanna be sub who lives here thinks if you can’t see thru the coffee…it’s to strong.
      *aggravated eye roll here*

      The pussy
      ( Who will chase the light laser right into the wall!!)


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